WARNING: This is not a short post...more like a chapter in a book. It's about a tall, slender older lady who reinvents herself with a major makeover. I call it, FIVE SHADES OF GREY. Not as riveting as 50 Shades Of Grey, from what I've heard, but hopefully captivating enough to keep you reading to the end. With that said, let me set the scene. What used to be my pantry with one wall of floor to ceiling cabinetry is now a walk through to my new half bath. So instead of two doors and a window in a 4 1/2' x 6' room I have three doors and a window and a 32" wide floor to ceiling cabinet. (I should say, will have, shortly. Another post coming on that.) That left a scant 27" wide wall space for a piece of furniture. I thought this should be a secretary. I never went anywhere without my tape measure and I think I measured at least 30 possible candidates before finding one that would fit. I spotted this one through an open door to the backroom in a